Urdu poem ghora jaldi chalo plus#

Woh garam garam paniwoh garam garam pani.

per SMS kar dena, Sharmana ya Gabrana mat!! Tu kahe to Aasma se la aao Tara,Tu kahe to Aasma se la aao Tara,Tu kahe to bina Oxygen ka karlo gujara,Tu kahe to Duniya ko bhi jhukadoon teri kadmo mai.Aab Tu hi batah aase aur kitna Jhut bolo mai!Дo you know the Meaning of SMS?Do you know the Meaning of SMS?Short Message Service!вЂ¦Nahi yaar SMS means.Some Money Send!!So, Jab chahe mere Mb no or A/C no. On their first night:Husband: Is it really ur first night?Wife: No. Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega. Plz donвЂ™t u d rejects my parpoz b'coz I donвЂ™t parpoz d ROZ ROZ! Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. KICH KICH door karoД«anta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.ДЄ lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the. Jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage: baat zubaan per aa kar rukne lage: to 2 goli VICKS lo.

Urdu poem ghora jaldi chalo plus#

jo patna hay pat lo main sudharnay waloon ain say nahiД®k darwaish kehta tha k ek zamana aisa bhi aayega, Ek dost SMS karaiga dosra 'KAMEENA'Sirf muskuraye ga:>ДЄLLAH k naam pe ek patni de de,apni nahen to dosre ki de de,ALLAH tujhe aik k badle teen dega,anuraag ki tarah prerna k sath apurna or kamolika free de ga.for other informationStar plus Dekh te Rahooooo Janay anjanay main agar main nain aap ka dill dukhaya ho kabhi tung kiya ho badtamezi ki ho us k liyaye aap nain. Hello G!Main Amitabh bol raha hoon 'KO BANEGA KARORPATI' se mere samne aapki girl friend bethi hain jo ke bohat acha khail khail rahi hian, Ab agli awaz unki hogi. What is difference between SMART and STUPID?very simple:Smart has send u sms and stupid has read it hahahaha Pyar ko mat chhupao,usy zarurat hai jatane ki,Apni khuahishon ko mat chupao,unhe zrurat hai barhane ki,Ab aur perfume mat lagao,tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki:p HOW WOMEN CALL THEIR HUSBANDS IN FIRST SEVEN YEARS:1. If the penis is hard & erect it needs good fuck,if its erect but soft it needs good suck,if its neither hard nor erect, it needs good luck! Chandi ke diwaar na todiPar Pyaar bhara Dil TodiyaKuch paiso ki liyehZaaLeem!!Tumne sms karna Chodiyah Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!Д¬ongratulations! !!!! you arecongratulations! !!!! you are awarded tha degree of MBAfor not sending me SMS, MBA stands for 'MEMBER OFBAYWAFA ASSOCIATION'ДЄ girl who opens her hands receives gifts.